Rules of adulting

1)  Don’t fucking cuss. 2) It’s you’re mission [sic] to see to it that every rule is followed to a T. 3) When making a joke, be sure to tread the line between satirical word-smithing and the offensive. For example: dead baby jokes. Sure they’re funny, but you don’t want to be like the baseball…

The candidates for your summer song

Twoscore and several hours ago, you were looking at the calendar wistfully eyeing the future to come. Chief among them was the warm weather, the beach and pool, and the summer smash hits that were waiting just around the riverbend. As any self-respecting adult knows, every summer has to have an accompanying song. But what…

How to deliver the best speech of your life

I still remember the first time I had to really give a proper speech in class. It was Civics & Economics class. We were given the names of candidates for local elections in North Carolina. Our task was to research their platform, write a speech, and then deliver it in front of the class. In…